YOU KNOW WHAT MONDAY'S LIKE !!!! Nothing where you left it on Friday!!! No! Never met any of them! True!!!!!!

"The tourist just asked me to pose for him!"

"Are you next?  Cum in!"

Always has trouble getting his boots off!  Don't know why he wears them!  He doesn't wear anything else!!!!

"MASCULINE" !  I'd say!

"They told me that there were fairies at the bottom of the garden!"

"We just happened to meet!  True!"

He's taking so long to shower!

"Stay the night!   Bring a rug!"  He said

Yes!   He said to wait here!

"No! I'm not waiting to pee"!

"Love is a many splendid thing!   So is sex!"

Sonata in the key of   .   .   .   !!??

He is just showing me around his garden!  True!

And you always end up in Paris!

With the window open!